… It would cause him (Bill Bixby) to hulk the f*ck out man!!! I must admit, I do feel like this during a many of my own way too frequent gout attacks.
Finally my Gout has subsided, but from all the limping my poor ankle is all “bust up” now! What a pain in the ass this is…. 
So as I’m still getting over my sinus infection (geez, I go meat free for 2 weeks and I get sick!) and can not taste nor smell all that great, I decided to make some spaghetti and bogus meatless “meatballs”, got to stay away from the red meat right? Let me tell ya, my “puke streak” of 13 years almost came to an end last night! The consistency of chewing on these nasty lil meatless wonders was like eating…well… poop!!! These are frickin gross and will never eat them again! I can’t eat this vegetarian crap, no way! But the “streak” remains intact! 
Oh yeah, my gout IS teasing me, hope it just goes away and doesn’t end up in full on attack mode!
Here is some good news… Duke University is hard at work developing new medicines and treatments for this evil we know as Gout! Looking forward to this, go Duke!
